The Two-for-One Deal
A mock infomercial makes Isaiah’s satire land before anyone opens a scripture.
- Hold up the log like a TV salesperson. Say: “Are you COLD? HUNGRY? Spiritually LOST? For one low price, this log gives you a campfire, a barbecue, AND a god to pray to. Two-for-one! Operators are standing by.”
- Ask: “Would anyone buy this? Why is it ridiculous?” Take two or three answers.
- SAY“Isaiah wrote this exact bit about 2,700 years ago. He was being funny on purpose. But he was also dead serious, because people in every century do this.”
- Ask: “What’s a ‘log’ people our age are tempted to pray to? Not bad things, necessarily. Good things we expect to save us.” Take a couple of answers and write nothing down yet; you’ll come back to them.
Class screen: 📺 One log: a campfire, a barbecue, AND a god. Would you buy it? · Isaiah 44:15–17
No supplies? Do this instead
Instead of: A stick, a piece of firewood, or a paper towel tube to be “the log”
The Invisible Two-for-One Deal
- Hold your hands apart like you’re carrying a heavy log. Say: “Are you COLD? HUNGRY? Spiritually LOST? For one low price, this log gives you a campfire, a barbecue, AND a god to pray to. Two-for-one!”
- Ask: “Would anyone buy this? Why is it ridiculous?” Take two or three answers.
- SAY“Isaiah wrote this exact bit about 2,700 years ago. He was being funny on purpose, and dead serious, because people in every century do this.”
- Ask: “What’s a ‘log’ people our age are tempted to pray to? Good things we expect to save us.” Take a couple of answers.